UPDATE: Doughnuts are currently all sold out–but more to come soon!

For the very few of you who follow the long-winded narrative contained herein, you may be hard-pressed to remember that despite the author’s preoccupation with existential quandaries and romantic despair, this remains a forum for stories about doughnuts. And since it will take some time before the current plotline winds its merry way back to the corner of 31st Street and Avenue Cardoza (the location of our titular doughnut shop), we thought it might be nice to take a breather from all the cold war intrigue and provide some sugary refreshment.

So: doughnuts are now for sale at the Golden Circle’s Etsy shop. Each reasonably-priced doughnut illustration is hand-painted on sturdy bristol board and measures around 5 by 8 inches. Your purchase will allow you to explore firsthand the Golden Circle’s famous saint-based doughnut menu, as well become the proud owner of a handwritten original mini-story that will be included with each illustration. Delight your friends, amuse children and impress difficult women with doughnuts from the Golden Circle!

st martha's & back in the day

A word of caution: Like most choices in one’s life, purchasing and eating a doughnut generally seems like a good idea at the time, but tends to have surprising and not always pleasant consequences. With that in mind, we will also be posting the doughnuts (pictured above) and accompanying mini-stories here for your browsing enjoyment.

Visit the Golden Circle’s Etsy shop